I just spent almost an hour collecting links and carefully crafting a new post, only to have my browser crashed by a lousy vegan food site. I was going to tell you all about this fabulous new chocolate I found. But wow, what a mood killer.

Let's try again, but pithier.

If you haven't had these chocolates, you had better get off your ass and try them:

Cote d'Or Noir de Noir
Venchi 75%
Green & Black's Maya Gold
Charles Chocolates Hazelnut and Candied Orange Peel
Endangered Species Rainforest Mint  (No link because the fucking hippies only sell by the dozen, except for the vegan site which crashed my browser and destroyed the first (and Better) version of this post)

The Charles Chocolates bar is very special. It's a new thing, made here in SF. It's more "candy" than I normally like, but it's very well executed, has beautiful packaging and would make a great gift, especially for out of town friends and relatives. So far you can't buy them online, but maybe soon?

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